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THE PAGEANT (or, Honey Boo Boo Blood & Gore)

Director: Carissa Licciardello
3rd – 27th June

Presented by Glitterbomb

When the curtains open and the lights go up you’re on, baby.

So you better work it baby, shake it baby, get it baby, tear it up tear em up RIP THEIR FUCKING THROATS OUT

A surreal nightmare of baby dolls, false teeth, pageant crack and mothers who’d rather murder their tiny toddlers than let them leave without a crown.

This pageant is going to be cut-throat. Literally.